Red or Dead?

An array of Red Wedge Heels

Next Suede Fringe Espadrille Wedges, £30.00;
Morgan Rome Cork Wedge Peeptoe, £65.00;
Miu Miu Scratched Patent Wedge Sandals, £357.00;
Office Shoes Wendy Big Wedge Red Leather Sandals, £40.00;
Christian Louboutin Signature Wedge (see Google ad), €191.57;
Office Wet & Wild Wedge Patent Sandals, £45.00.

Say “red wedges” five times, really fast after a couple of glasses of red wine!