I think I deserve a gold star

These Oliva Morris shoes are sexy!

Hot Chocolate

These Christian Louboutin boots are as smooth as a mother******!

Hot Pink

Let's not pretend, these shoes mean business. They look playful but ladies, we all know these shoes are as serious as a heart attack, dipped in a stroke, garnished with a cardiac arrest!

"Very Brode" pumps by Christian Louboutin £570

Cute & Sexy

Without the pain of four inch heels.



I'm 5ft 2 so heels are essential but not every day. I’m happy to give my heels up for these beauties.

Sergio Rossi Cobalt varnished leather flat boots, £569.00

Purple Rain...

Keys? check! Credit card? Check! Compact mirror? Check! Lip gloss? Check! Mobile phone? Check! We’re Good to go!

Handbag by Stella McCartney

The Colour Purple

I love the colour purple. It's so regal. These boots are beautiful with strong psychedelic detailing.

They'd work very well on a dancer in an Austin Powers film opening dance sequence where they dance to Quincy Jones's "Soul Bossa Nova"!

Boots by Emilio Pucci

All That Glitters

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about these gold shoes.

Yes they're bold and yes they're Gucci, but would I really feel comfortable going out on a date with a man in gold shoes.

The jury's out on this one.

Booties

I like these, they’re cute, but how d’you clean them? I'm not Damon Dash so I can't just throw them away and buy a new pair!



Gucci

Pretty in Pink

Courtesey of Manolo Blahnik

Sexy Bitch

Now do we want to have a good time or do we want to have a good time?

You don’t have to ask me twice.

Dr Marten's

Dr Marten's are certainly in a class of their own.

These popular boots have been sold in the United Kingdom since the early 1960's and were developed at least two decades before.

The boots and shoes have been especially popular among skinheads, punks and members of a few other youth subcultures, including a short lived affair with Jodeci-types of the New Jack Swing era.

Skinheads in Dr Martens

The British film This is England

Little Doc Martens

These are Dr Martens for the toddlers!



For the baby punk rocker!

Who says you mustn't match your outfit & shoes!

Or do you have to be Beyonce to rock this look?

Clear Heels, Synonymous with Strippers

Why have clear heels become so popular amongst strippers, pole dancers and loose women? I just don't get it!



There must be a reason why an attachment has been made.

Clear heels = stripping! Who started this trend?

I wore a pair of "innocent" clear heels once and someone said to me how much!

If I were able to fling this round carcass of mine around a skinny little pole, believe me, I would, but that's a whole different blog! But a pair of clear heels will not magically get me upside down and hanging from my inner thighs around a pole.