tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857Fri, 30 Apr 2010 21:35:09 +0000http://www.augustmayfield.com/blog.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)Blogger516125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-6862570728181128339Fri, 30 Apr 2010 21:35:00 +00002010-04-30T22:35:09.673+01:00 This blog is now located at http://blog.augustmayfield.com/. You will be automatically redirected in 30 seconds or you may click here. For feed subscribers, please update your feed subscriptions to http://blog.augustmayfield.com/feeds/posts/default. http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/this-blog-has-moved.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-2983505902366300968Fri, 30 Apr 2010 07:59:00 +00002010-04-30T19:40:17.009+01:00Sadly, it's true. A grandmother has freely admitted that she's in love with her grandson and her grandson is in love her her. Oh how I wish hell would just open up and swallow these incestuous sons-of-b*tches!72 year old biddy Pearl said she's never been happier. She's ecstatic because she's in love with her 26-year-old grandson, Phil Bailey.Old age Pensioner Pearl from Indiana in the United http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/grandmother-has-fallen-in-love-with-her.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-6280128711352355111Tue, 27 Apr 2010 08:53:00 +00002010-04-30T20:45:26.565+01:00My sister and her husband are good friends with a couple who live at the end of their road. My sister complained about her neighbour Alan in the past because Alan wasn't exactly what we'd call a sophisticated man and he was quite bullish towards his wife. She also complained about Alan's wife and said she was a bit of a fire-cracker. Stubborn, feisty, swore like a sailor and sometimes overbearinghttp://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/theres-hope-for-us-all.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-302641962710117569Mon, 26 Apr 2010 12:13:00 +00002010-04-30T20:11:11.252+01:00While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.'Welcome to heaven' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there's a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.' 'No problem' said the MP, 'just let me in'. 'http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/election.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-1489534620208925537Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:04:00 +00002010-04-23T14:33:52.836+01:00Resumay / Sea-VeeTo hoom it mae cunsern:I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.I no my spellign is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.My salerery is open http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/im-sure-we-can-find-this-person-job.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-3292543888769592643Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:46:00 +00002010-04-22T02:28:40.971+01:00I swear I can't keep up with these descriptive trends and new fandangled words. It's bad enough trying to decipher people's text messages these days. What with LOL (laugh out loud), ZUP (what's up?), WTF (what the f***), CW8 (can't wait), L8R (later), RUS (are you serious?), @TEOTD (at the end of the day), 1DR (I wonder), NFW (no f**** way)! And sometimes they even kiss both my cheeks to say http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/fatorexia-i-see-slim-people.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-2535146176498758531Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:47:00 +00002010-04-22T02:43:53.496+01:00I saw the most gorgeous specimen of a man on the tube this morning. He seemed like the kind of thing you see on a Sean John catwalk and not on the Northern Line getting on at Clapham South!He smelt gorgeous and if you know anything about me, you'll know that I love the smell of a clean man giving off the aroma of Calvin Klein cologne. When he got on the tube, I made sure that I faced him in a wayhttp://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/my-shattered-illusions.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-6795748612630845911Tue, 20 Apr 2010 12:55:00 +00002010-04-22T00:46:04.332+01:00My cousin Sophia went to Barbados for a one week getaway with her boyfriend Martin.Her boyfriend is a DJ and was playing at a wedding in Bridgetown. The bride and groom were paying for EVERYTHING and Martin was staying in a 5 star, all-inclusive hotel. So at Martin's suggestion, Sophia decided that she'd tag along for a fabulous holiday. All she had to do was pay for her ticket.Sophia had a http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/lying-is-road-to-hell.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-1776905745052996345Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:02:00 +00002010-04-20T16:17:38.975+01:00...or have I?Well in fact, I don't think I have. How could I win something and then be asked for my credit card or debit card details?This is what happened. I entered a competition. I enter so many I can't even remember where I saw it. All I know is the man on the other end of the phone very excitedly told me that I was a winner and my wonderful prize was a pampering session for the day which http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/ive-won.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-5255109989347506601Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:21:00 +00002010-04-20T16:37:23.487+01:00I've just been outside and I got hit on the head by a bag of frozen peas, a frozen pizza, a Black Forest gateau and a garlic baguette.It must be the fall-out from Iceland!http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/just-jokes.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-2284454303576928102Thu, 15 Apr 2010 23:21:00 +00002010-04-16T00:40:09.546+01:00I guess it'll be your last!http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/is-this-your-first-time.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-5064928855455603693Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:00:00 +00002010-04-16T00:42:13.025+01:00I have two friends who find themselves in identical predicaments. They’re both married to husbands who, in their words, need to stop acting like a little boy and MAN UP. The men in both cases are good men. Neither one of them could ever be accused of being a wot-less waste-man. They’re family men, loyal, kind-hearted and in all honesty, they’re both adorable. The kind of men who give single http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/exes-with-voices.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-1403657729573610952Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:01:00 +00002010-04-15T19:40:45.255+01:00I adore Jill Scott. For me, she sings about the most important elements of womanhood. Her words really talk about love, joy, pain, strength, hatred and the fabulousness of being a woman.The song Hater reminds me of when I emerged 'stronger and better' from a point in my life where I was feeling badly treated by someone who really didn't matter anymore. Jill Scott LIVE covering I'm Still In http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/jill-scott-hater.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-6572121340261887500Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:58:00 +00002010-04-13T15:33:01.498+01:00A good friendis one who dislikesthe same people as you!http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/august-moment.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-8560130488793340173Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:49:00 +00002010-04-15T23:56:17.076+01:00I stole a two hour lunch break yesterday. Considering it was a Sunday, I figured I deserved an extra hour on my lunch hour so I decided to go down the shops for a bit of window shopping.I have a love-hate affair with window shopping. I see all the things I want to buy and I hate it, but I love it because I don’t spend a penny which is all good.In my former life, I think I was a Magpie because I’mhttp://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/slap-in-face.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-8348143855332512901Sun, 11 Apr 2010 10:08:00 +00002010-04-12T11:23:31.115+01:00Too Much Bloody ChoiceI'm tearing my hair out over redecorating my lounge and I really can't afford to lose hair; I've just had my hairdresser put some very expensive colours through it and I don't want to go around the house on my hands and knees collecting hairs and gluing it in. Read more ...http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/august-mayfield-diaries_08.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-5262444490545370467Sat, 10 Apr 2010 12:10:00 +00002010-04-12T12:35:28.932+01:00Saying sorry goes a long long way to ease the discomfort and unhappiness we often cause people. Unfortuntely, sorry seems like a particularly difficult thing to say but once you say it, you release yourself and the person or people you make your apologies to. Very often, people are more readily able to offer forgiveness if someone acknowledges the pain they've caused. Something so simple likehttp://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/its-never-too-late-to-apologise.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-247351739144244435Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:40:00 +00002010-04-09T16:27:37.211+01:00Last year, a Tennessee woman adopted a 7 year old Russian boy, Artem Saveliev from an orphanage but because he turned out to have behavioural problems, she sent him back to Russia alone with a note which explained why she didn't want him anymore.His adoptive mum Torry-Ann Hansen, an American nurse, put him on a ten-hour flight as an unaccompanied minor with a note 'to whom it may concern' saying:http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/return-to-sender.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-3308166841376745495Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:09:00 +00002010-04-08T01:04:33.356+01:00I Will Always Love You was a massive hit when Whitney Houston covered it for her film The Bodyguard and it just might become a massive hit for new YouTube singing sensation Lin Yu Chun.He's a young boy from Taiwan who seems to know exactly how to belt out a ballad!This is a clip from the karaoke TV show Super Star Avenue.He's pretty good isn't he!http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/lin-yu-chun-sings-dolly-partons-i-will.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-8028084454359711501Wed, 07 Apr 2010 14:06:00 +00002010-04-08T01:45:08.077+01:00It's with much regret that I have to relay this story and relay it I will because I want this story to be a lesson to women who treat their boyfriends like their mother, daughter, girlfriend, sister or a big girl's blouse.Let me make it very clear: treat your man like a man otherwise you're going to come unstuck.My friend Max told me and our other friend Jess that she gets her boyfriend to apply http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/pessary-and-panty-pudding.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-400705886940884019Tue, 06 Apr 2010 21:58:00 +00002010-04-07T16:53:36.309+01:00An April's Fool... or Maybe Not!For one reason or another, I plan my life's goals around the month of April. When the clocks go forward, it encourages me to take stock of the goals that I set at the end of the previous year. When I review how far I've come along in April, I'm able to do a bit of tweaking or deleting. Read more ...http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/august-mayfield-diaries.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-5356261294598507681Mon, 05 Apr 2010 23:49:00 +00002010-04-06T01:38:35.729+01:00Please dear God let me appreciate the 'see-through' look for what it is. I don't want to lose the plot and reduce myself to hanging these clothes on my person and start getting caught up in the I'm so young & cute moment.This see my ta-ta's and my cha-cha look might work on the teenagers and twenty-somethings, but a woman like me who went to school in 1979! Oh hell no.The last thing I want to http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/this-is-look-that-separates-mutton-from.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-7520850251355457154Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:10:00 +00002010-04-05T21:25:33.778+01:00...and know the difference between the two!I've spent a few days thinking about how to deal with a few niggling problems I'm having right now.The first one is my son needs assistance in getting himself hooked up with a part time job to supplement his student life-style. He's been trying really hard, applying everywhere for everything but he's met a roadblock and now he's frustrated! I recognise http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/dont-marry-problem-marry-solution.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-5682110633669523431Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:54:00 +00002010-04-03T11:52:08.250+01:00http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/from-one-chocolate-easter-bunny-to.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4801704682362729857.post-5141465254230895441Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:10:00 +00002010-04-02T02:44:38.188+01:00I was the stupidest wretch on earth when I left home at 20 years old. How I managed to tie my own shoe laces, God only knows. And the look on my mum and dad's faces when I left looked like the face you wear at a funeral. Anyway, yesterday evening, I met up with two girls who I made friends with when I left home. Jess and Max were my upstairs neighbours. They were 20 years old like me and as wet http://www.augustmayfield.com/2010/04/as-green-as-grass-on-your-front-lawn.htmlaugustmayfield@gmail.com (August Mayfield)3