2nd February, 2010 – Mary J Cougar
DEAR DIARY, I met my friend Mary Jane on Friday at the hairdressers. We were getting spruced up because we were going to the Shaftesbury Theatre to see Hairspray the Musical later on that evening because her new boyfriend is one of the dancers. Getting our hair done before going to see Hairspray just seemed appropriate!
Mary and I met many years ago when I temped at her office. We hit it off and we've been firm friends ever since. We've gone on holiday together, worked together since our first office encounter and we meet up to touch base on a regular basis.
12th January, 2010 – I Hope She Can Forgive Me, But I Could Never Forgive Her
DEAR DIARY, my very dear friend Simon has gotten himself into a spot of bother. I say a spot of bother, but that's a major understatement. Simon's been a lady's man for as long as I've known him and I met Simon when I was still wearing ribbons in my hair and white ankle socks.
5th January, 2010 – How Do I Make You Feel?
DEAR DIARY, my mother said to me yesterday that she spent some time with Penelope, an old friend of hers but whenever she spends time with Penelope, she's left feeling depressed. My mother said that Penelope's always moaning, she's aggressive, she's got a thousand ailments, nothing's ever good enough, ordinary events are a big disaster, her glass is always half empty and when she leaves Penelope's house, she feels depressed and can't shake the feeling for hours.
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