Monday, 29 March 2010

What's the secret for looking young?

Well don't look at me! You're going to have to ask 54 year old Iman.

I mean look at her. It's enough to make you want to vomit!

What on earth is her secret? What's she drinking? What's she eating? Does she do Yoga and Pilates? Is she on that horrible cabbage & grapefruit diet?

And damn... who's her stylist? Look at her shiny hair! How many vitamins does she get through every day? I mean please!! Somebody tell me.

If this is what 54 looks like, then I've got a hell of a lot of work to do starting from today. That doughnut and hot chocolate sitting on my desk now looks like a dose of poison.

Right now, I need to put my head between my knees and breathe in a paper bag because I'm beginning to hyperventilate.

I drink loads of water. I look after my skin. I exercise regularly. I sleep loads, some might say a bit too much! I'm happy... most days. But I don't look like that.

What am I supposed to do? I guess if I were able to ask my dearly departed Nanny Augustine, what would she say? I think I know what she would say. She would probably say "be happy with what you have and who you are and don't go thinking that everything you want and everything you see is for you".

What-ever Nan, WHAT-EVER!!!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Corellie said...

My grandma would tell me the same thing. Imann looks gorgeously gorgeous and beautiful too but we're ALL gorgeous in our own right. Listen to grandma..

29 March 2010 12:24  
Anonymous Ex Girlfriend said...

She looks too good to be true! Man... i'd give anything to look like that in 20 years time. I'd almost trade with the devil himse.f.

29 March 2010 12:40  
Anonymous Miles McKenzie said...

SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO MAKE A SITCOM OUT OF YOU. LIKE SEX IN THE CITY. MAYBE CALL IT AUSUST IN THE MEANTIME. I'll b ur AGENT!

Email me

29 March 2010 12:53  
Anonymous Maxine said...

loads of sex is the secret for looking young. lots and lots of good sex with good compatible partner

29 March 2010 13:23  
Anonymous Star Mason said...

God I wanna wretch, look how good she looks. I look like her mamma and I'm 37

29 March 2010 13:27  
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29 March 2010 18:16  

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