Sunday, 28 March 2010

Fake Boobaloo's or au Naturale?

Ladies, have you ever considered a boob job? I haven't but I have three friends who have and they all said it was money well spent and I don't doubt them for minute.

I like the idea that I have a choice, so I don't knock women for choosing to inflate their breasts. It's simply different strokes for different folks. I love shoes, verging on madness. Some people like classic cars. Some spend their money on expensive or bizarre hobbies and some women like GIGANTIC cha-cha's!

Also, it's quite obvious that women think that men like the idea of great big enormous, perfectly round, pert bosoms. So a lot of women inflate their breasts to increase their confidence and pulling power. But I know a secret. The secret is most men are more concerned about themselves. They want to know how you're gonna make them feel, not what you feel like.

We're lucky that we live in a society where we have options. If any one of us ever needed reconstructive surgery for medical reasons, the option's there. I also like the idea that if I ever 'God forbid' needed to resort to drastic measures and my bosoms were to find themselves in such an embarrassing position, i.e. way down south or shrivelled like prunes I could do something to make my chest area look like it did when I was 18.

Between you and me, I have to remember who I am and what I've taught my children. If I've been telling them all these years that personality far outweighs looks and to be happy with what they have and drumming it into them that they ought to spend their money wisely, I'd feel like a complete hypocrite if I came home one day with three thousand pounds worth of silicone stuck to my chest.

Knowing what I know about myself, which is I can be very indecisive, I'd hate to end up with such permanence. I like the freedom of inflating my chest with a fabulous bra when the puppies need to be on show. The days when they're not needed, I simply put them away.

One more thing... I've been told on good authority that most men couldn't care less whether our boobaloo's are big or small; as long as they're available at playtime!

8 Comments:

Anonymous Paula Mitchell said...

I'd love to get my boobs done. Its nothing to do with confidence, they just look better when they're fake.

28 March 2010 11:00  
Anonymous Laura said...

I wouldn't actually spend my own money on a boob job. If I was inherited or won the lottery or had a rich & very generuos husband and he wanted to pay for it, then I'd do it. But I wouldn't get myself into debt about it. But it's high on my Cosmic Ordering wish/list.

29 March 2010 11:25  
Anonymous Aaron said...

I guess the secret's right because as a man I like a woman to be happy first. Great breasts are just a bonus if you're lucky ;o)

29 March 2010 12:21  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a bum fan myself. AJ

29 March 2010 12:25  
Anonymous Mahogany Brown Love said...

I wonder what we'll be doing in 20 yrs time. We inflate our breasts, suck fat out our thighs and bellies, lazer our skin, collagen our lips, iron out our faces, chemicalize our hair, stick on eyelashes, stick on nails, pluck out hair. Suck, Pluck, Fuck! What's left to do?

29 March 2010 12:33  
Anonymous Colleen said...

I so like that "They want to know how you're gonna make them feel, not what you feel like"......!!! That's good to hear.

29 March 2010 12:34  
Anonymous Cassandra said...

All women want fake breasts if they breasts arent already perfect. Anyone who says different is a liar

Cas xx :=}

29 March 2010 12:37  
Anonymous Alison said...

My life changed for the better when I got my breast augmentation because I became happier, more confident. I think that women who have innate confidence are soooooooooo lucky because they don't have to worry about outside influences knocking them. They stay strong but someone like me needs that extra boost whether it's with very expensive designer shoes & bags, sexy clothes, my array of wigs and I don't leave the house without makeup. I can't imagine leaving my house without my make up even to put out the garbage. I know it sounds silly but my boobs saved my life.

1 April 2010 14:07  

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