Don't blame it on me, blame it on the Prius
A motorist killed his wife by knocking her over in the supermarket car park. Apparently, the 74 year old man said his wife was standing in front of their Prius giving him directions on how to park the car in a parking bay. Ladies... take note - DON'T DO THIS, who knows if your husband hates your guts and has murder in mind?The man behind the wheel claimed that out of nowhere, the car accelerated and his wife then started screaming and banging on the bonnet, insisting that he stop immediately and he ended up running her over.
The car went berserk, dragging his 69 year old wife's body 130ft through Tesco's car park. William Hippsley claimed that he applied the break but the car refused to stop.
Jurors were told that the Toyota Prius was examined by a police vehicle specialist who found no faults that could have caused the accident. I personally believe the cause of the accident was Mr Hippsley's persistent foot!
Unfortunately, it's too late for Mrs Hippsley to understand that the last thing you want to do is give someone directions while standing in front of a Toyota Prius. Either you're being set up or you're volunteering your services to suicide.The trial continues.
posted by August Mayfield at
15:11
4 Comments:
hahaha Loved your post today! I'm still having loudly laughs here, alone, in my living room - as my hubby went to a work travel - thinking about what kind of thoughts my neighbours could have from me :) loved August... poor Mrs Hippley... :( lol
I love your sense of humour! As for this man's sorry excuse for murdering his wife... it's a good attempt. Very timely. It occurs to me, I may not of been suspicious if it wasn't for u Leuitenant Mayfield. LOL!!
Sorry L. Santos, I don't want to be the reason for your neighbours giving you funny looks, but if you're happy... that's a good thing isn't it!
As for the Hippley woman, I almost felt ashamed speaking ill(ish) of the dead.
Well I never! Wonder if my Fiesta will find "fault" and run down my ex boyfriend? Yep, I better tell Ford that they need to recall all red Fiesta's PDQ.
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