Did she just flash her ta-ta's at me?

I was cleaning my filthy windows this afternoon. I’ve been meaning to do this task for ages because I’m feeling a little bit ashamed. I don’t need net curtains because the filth on the windows would block out any view from the general public.

I guess my excuse is it’s been cold or it’s been raining. Or I’ve just painted my nails. I’ve even told myself that I’m too old to clean windows, or I’m too tired and I’ve even convinced myself that I’m too feminine and it’s not woman’s work and there are people you pay good money do this sort of manual labour. But the bottom line is it stops with me and my neighbours don’t care about my excuses... they think I’m filthy windowed tramp.

So I got out the ladder, the Marigolds and the glass cleaner and started scrubbing and rubbing at the window panes.

While doing my scrubbing and cleaning, I looked up at the house across the way and saw someone looking at me and my first thought was what’s she frigging looking at? I carried on cleaning but felt the eyes of this person still looking at me and then to my horror, she lifted her top and showed me her naked ta-ta’s.

Well God only knows how I didn’t fall off the ladder. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I got flashed. By a woman!

I collected my bucket, sponge and other window cleaning paraphernalia and ran inside the house. I then informed my teenaged sons that there was a female flasher across the way and would they like to continue cleaning from where I left off?

Well needless to say, my windows are sparlking like diamonds right now.

I wonder if she'd be kind enough to flash her ta-ta's on a weekly basis because I need my teenaged sons need to clean their bedroom, the attic and the garage!