D'Angelo... No!

The years have been unkind to soul singer D'Angelo

I'll tell you this for nothing. He ain't getting none of my 'Brown Sugar' looking like that. If D'Angelo asked me for any sugar, I'd tell him it's finished; it was stolen; I can't remember where I left it; I lent it to my sister!

D'Angelo's got himself in trouble with the law. He was cruising around in his car a few weeks ago when he spotted an undercover police woman who he mistook for a prostitute. He offered the hooker/police woman $40 for o*** sex and got himself arrested. Unfortunately, this isn't his first brush with the law... oh no! But I'm not going to hang out all his dirty laundry right now.

Maybe if he still looked like this...

...he wouldn't be paying for sex. He wouldn't even have to ask.