Broken Promise... just for laughs

A shy, apprehensive man attended an appointment with the urologist.

In the examining room, he said to the doctor, 'please don't laugh'!

'Of course I won't laugh' the doctor said. 'I'm a professional. In more than twenty years, I've never laughed at one of my patients.'

'Okay then,' the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen.

It wasn't any bigger than, an AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor, banging the ground with the palm of his hand, holding his stomach and laughing hysterically. Five minutes later, the doctor was finally able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

'I'm so sorry' he said. 'I really am sir'. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will never happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen' the man replied.

Back on the floor went the urologist.