...and what were her dying words?
It was widely reported on TV yesterday that 32 year old BBC television presenter, Kristian Digby died. It was alledged that Kristian died while indulging himself in a solo 'Sex Game'; auto-erotic asphyxiation.
I must make it clear to my family and friends that if I ever decide to indulge myself in a solo Sex Game and it ends in the loss of my life, they better tell everyone that "she died peacefully in her sleep".
I don't want the whole world to know all the nasty little things I do behind closed doors thank-you-very-much!
I must make it clear to my family and friends that if I ever decide to indulge myself in a solo Sex Game and it ends in the loss of my life, they better tell everyone that "she died peacefully in her sleep".I don't want the whole world to know all the nasty little things I do behind closed doors thank-you-very-much!
posted by August Mayfield at
13:04
4 Comments:
You're smart! Do you have a boyfriend?
Excuse me Mr Trigger... do you mind? This is not match.com; mylonelyfriend.org; bag-a-blogger.net or any other 'do you have a boyfriend' establishment!
By the way, are you 6ft 2, do you smell like undiluted testosterone and do you have a yacht?
I have a "friend" who likes the question DO YOU HAVE A BF?
I smell of good ole hard work! 6ft 1... cool?
Cool T! Email me at my Contacts link at the top of the page and I'll pass on your details. My "friend" likes the smell of hard work so you two should get along. By the way, this still isn't match.com etc, etc.
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