There's something in the 'Hair'

What's with all the radical haircuts! I've never seen so much cutting edge in my life. Mel B's shaving off the side of her head like a right one. She's firmly following in the footsteps of Cassie, Rihanna and Estelle.

This is all very worrying... simply because I know what I'm like. I'll hear my razor rumbling from the closet. I'll reach for it, take it to the side of my head and snap out of this frenzy with half a hair-do!