Who Cut Your Hair! The Council?
I saw Joe, a guy I used to know back in the day. He greeted me with open arms and then stood back and said "what's happened to your hair"? This statement was said, not in a nice way, but in a very obvious DAMN GIRL... WHO CUT YOUR HAIR! A MAN WITH GLAUCOMA AT THE MENTAL HEALTH CENTRE?Joe then said "you used to have nice long hair"! I looked at this shadow of a man and said "I prefer my hair short these days".
What I really meant to say was:
a) I never liked you.
b) You look old and smell musty.
c) I heard you're a woman beater.
d) Is it true that your youngest son isn't really yours?
e) Your sister's a tramp!
f) Why is your hair-line running away from your forehead?
g) Your mum looks like The Grinch!
But no... I just looked him up and down and said "one man's meat is another man's poison". That line just about makes sense to me but that's all I could come up with.Don't you just hate when that happens. You know when your mouth runs dry when someone makes a spiteful remark. You go home and think of 20 different put downs that you wished you had come up with at the time.

















7 Comments:
I too think in same line as Paulette
In my late teens and early twenties I wore a skin head style....(Amber Rose eat your heart out, I got there first baby girl), I used to get heckled everywhere I went.
I feel your pain but men who only like long hair on women just expose their crass lack of style, class and imagination!
I am sure you look extra pretty and stylish with short hair August.
Rose :)
Thank you Rose. A man winked at me today so I'm sure he thought I looked pretty tasty. He was sitting outside Sainsbury's holding out a cup asking for spare change, but he still winked... it still counts!!
August
I can't speak for ALL men, but I'll speak for myself and my brothers and my friends. Hair doesn't make a difference, it's confidence, personality and inner beauty that does it for us. Joe's an idiot for even beginning to comment on a woman's hair. That's the least thing to appreciate about a woman, especially when often it's dyed, permed or fake. I just love a woman who's happy.
I hide behind my weave. I've grown to hate my time consuming, life limiting, fraudulent weave. I'm going to take a leaf out of your book August and go short. F*** what anyone else thinks. I need to find me. The person without the weave.
Well said Sean... you sound like a very nice gentleman.
August
Who cut your hair? The council? I love it. I'm going to use that one when my sister gets another wack weave!
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