Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Please don't touch me Hugh Grant!

Is tactile touching inappropriate when it comes from a male film star to a cute blond female? Hugh Grant seems to think it's OK to squeeze and kiss a relative stranger. But Hugh Grant is used to kissing and squeezing strangers. I'm sure he didn't know Divine Brown from Adam when he was caught in the front seat of his car with his Y-fronts around his ankles the night he was arrested.

I guess tactile touchy-feeliness is only a turn off when the person inappropriately touching you is a turn off!

When I say inappropriate, I don't mean a grope and a fondle of the parts you only expose in the bath, I'm talking about someone not too familiar leaning in for a kiss or someone giving you a lecherous hug for a few seconds too long!

You don't have to be a body language expert to know that the expression on comedienne Anke Engelke's face is an expression of "oh dear God, I wish this wasn't happening... get this lech off me... ". On the other hand, I suppose Hugh Grant, who I'm sure has been made to believe that he's a cad, a charmer, a ladies man and a sex symbol thinks that this kind of behaviour's cool!

We were discussing this at work and people were completely split about whether a hug and a kiss from a stranger is appropriate. Answers differed because different scenarios drew different reactions from people. Being hugged by a gorgeous man after three piƱa colada's in a nightclub is slightly different from being hugged by Nigel in accounts while standing by the office vending machine. Poor Nigel's feet wouldn't touch the floor on the way to HR.

Now on the other hand, I'd gladly pay for an inappropriate hug from actor, Brian J White and if I didn't have any money to pay him for said inappropriate hug, I'd steal the money, probably from my grandma's 'run-away' money in the cookie jar (long story). But BJ can hug me any day; at work, at home, in a supermarket, at the bus stop, in KFC, in the VIP lounge, on a chat show, in a lift... ANYTIME!

Brian J White



Speaking of 'Anytime' reminds me of Brian McKnight's Anytime

Go ahead... watch the Video!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Clara McKay said...

Miss August, I sure give you props. I give you a first class prop for starting with Hugh Grant (the dirty lechorous bastard) and ending with Brian McKnight, an absolute love God!

Thank you!!

9 December 2009 01:08  
Anonymous Maxine said...

I've never seen this Brian J White character in my life, but oh my gosh, he's fine like a fine wine.

As for Brian McKnight, thank you girlfriend.. that video brings back memories.

9 December 2009 01:12  
Anonymous Audrey, London said...

I dislike Hugh Grant. Not sure why. Just do. I can see why that blond lady looks uncomfortable, but if the man of my dreams drew in close to hug me, I'd say yes yes yes. YESSSSS!!!

9 December 2009 01:15  
Anonymous Natalie said...

Who is Brian White? He's a dish. Gorgeous. Sexy. Where are all the men who look like bRIAN? I try and I try to put my best foot forward to meet a man like this. Delicious and gorgeous and all I meet is spam? Where are the Brian Whites of this world? August, do you know where they're residing? If so, tell me..... PLLLLEEEEASSSSE! dON'T keep it to youself.

9 December 2009 01:24  
Anonymous Ken said...

Hugh Grant's a film star, but he's a lechorous one character no mark.

9 December 2009 01:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brian White was in Stomp the Yard - good film if you like dance

9 December 2009 01:41  
Anonymous debbie said...

Great video, brings back memories. Good memories, wish I was there again.

9 December 2009 01:44  

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