Has anybody seen my Drunk Little Boy?

He was last seen breaking and entering my neighbours' house wearing a little girl's dress and carrying a Bud Light beer!

Can you believe it? A little boy, four years old, found wandering the streets, drunk wearing a stolen dress!

If this happened to me and my child, you would never, ever, ever, they say never say never? NEVER! You would never, ever find me on TV being interviewed by a news reporter.

Oh the shame!

Me… on the news! Are you crazy?

I'd rather jump into a frozen lake BUCK NAKED.