Drunk Santa

While driving home from my work Christmas party, who do I see? Santa!

What is Santa doing? Vomiting in the gutter surrounded by Elves. I wasn't drunk because I was the designated driver and only had apple juice with a dash of lime. I wasn't seeing things either because I'm not crazy yet. But I so wished I wasn't seeing what I was seeing.

Santa pulling on his elasticated beard, retching up stuff in the gutter. What a disgrace.

Anyone who decides to dress up like Santa should sign a contract that says NO VOMITING BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, even if it's one o'clock in the morning and all the kids are tucked up in bed!

Bad Santa (Video contains VERY STRONG PROFANITIES)