Store Decoy

My son has come up with a fabulous idea. It's an idea borne out of frustration really.

He finds when he goes shopping, especially large department stores, he's often followed by a security guard. He's used to this now because he knows that he fits "small minded Britain's" profile as a criminal.

Funnily enough, my son said that he's seen more crime than the security guards because often while he's being closely watched, security are missing out on catching the real thieves.

He said the last person he saw shop-lifting looked as pure as Snow White. She scooped a whole batch of Impulse Body Spray into her large designer handbag and left the store unnoticed. All the while, security had their eye on the wrong person.

So my son has suggested that he go out robbing with the Snow Whites of the criminal fraternity. He said that way, they'd get away with the crime every time, simply because Security would be too busy with their eye on him!