The August Mayfield Diaries
I Don't Want You to be my Woman!
Why on earth do men believe that women are going to dowse themselves in petrol and set themselves on fire or leap off the top of a tall building or women are going to wait outside their house in a black balaclava wielding a machete in order to chop off his head if a man simply says, I like you, but not enough for you to be my girlfriend.
What's so difficult about telling the God's Honest Truth?
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Why on earth do men believe that women are going to dowse themselves in petrol and set themselves on fire or leap off the top of a tall building or women are going to wait outside their house in a black balaclava wielding a machete in order to chop off his head if a man simply says, I like you, but not enough for you to be my girlfriend.What's so difficult about telling the God's Honest Truth?
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4 Comments:
AUGUST MAYFIELD
You made me laugh and you made me cry! I'm going to print this diary entry off for all of my girlfriends.
What a frank lesson!! U GOT ME GOING GIRL xx
Kelly (N. London)
This is the "urban version" of He's Just Not That Into You!
'Dowse themselves in petrol and set themselves on fire... '
All because of what??
Brilliant!
Women TAKE NOTE!
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