Monday, 9 November 2009

The August Mayfield Diaries

I Don't Want You to be my Woman!

Why on earth do men believe that women are going to dowse themselves in petrol and set themselves on fire or leap off the top of a tall building or women are going to wait outside their house in a black balaclava wielding a machete in order to chop off his head if a man simply says, I like you, but not enough for you to be my girlfriend.

What's so difficult about telling the God's Honest Truth?

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Kelly Miller, London said...

AUGUST MAYFIELD

You made me laugh and you made me cry! I'm going to print this diary entry off for all of my girlfriends.

What a frank lesson!! U GOT ME GOING GIRL xx

Kelly (N. London)

16 November 2009 11:39  
Anonymous Eleanor Brown said...

This is the "urban version" of He's Just Not That Into You!

16 November 2009 11:42  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Dowse themselves in petrol and set themselves on fire... '

All because of what??

Brilliant!

16 November 2009 11:44  
Anonymous Audrey said...

Women TAKE NOTE!

16 November 2009 11:54  

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