I think I killed a cat!
I went outside to the front garden to empty the rubbish. I was wearing my green cucumber and lime face-mask and rollers in my hair and a cat passing by, minding its own business took one look at me and threw itself in the middle of the road and a car came speeding down the road and the cat disappeared into thin air. No where to be seen! Probably dragged off by the car.
I’m sure it took its own life at the mere sight of me with a green face. I sure hope it’s got nine lives. Otherwise I’m gonna burn in kitty-cat hell.
posted by August Mayfield at
10:50
3 Comments:
I think my wife probably wears the same face mask as you. She's absolutely beautiful but when she puts that thing on, she looks like a ghost.
Everyone says how gorgeous she is but they don't see her like I do when she's beautifying herself!
It's all good though if the finished result is she looks like a supermodel as I'm sure you do August.
I hate cats! I'm gonna use a facemask to scare them off. What was it? Cucumber & Lime... I'ma get me some.
Your brave to go outside with a facemask on. I'd never leave my house without my face on. As for rollers. I'd rather die.
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