The August Mayfield Diaries

Don't commit suicide today; you might change your mind tomorrow!

I sometimes toy with the idea of saying goodbye cruel world. I say this quite nonchalantly because I'm talking about imagining the process and not actually doing anything drastic about it.

I'm definitely not talking about the desperate feeling of being clinically depressed and buying a huge bottle of Paracetamol and some Gin. As for hanging, chances are I'd find a flimsy rope, not hefty enough to carry my weight and the last thing I'd want to do is try to hang myself and then come crashing down on the floor like a sack of potatoes, having made a complete disaster of it with insubstantial rope and ceiling cement all over my dress of death!

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