Mothers and over 40s shouldn't look sexy!

I was watching Halle Berry's appearance on the Jay Leno show at work (for the benefit of my manager or co-workers: I was on my break) and Lydia, the office nosey-parker was practically sitting on my shoulder, breathing on my neck and pointing at the screen saying Halle Berry should be ashamed of herself showing her cleavage in a bottom-skimming mini dress.

I said to Lydia, what do you mean by ashamed. Lydia went on to say that a woman in her 40s looks desperate when she "tries too hard". I said even when Halle doesn't try too hard, she still looks stunning. But Lydia wanted me to understand her point of view. She said she's too old to wear a mini dress, in fact she looks slutty. Also she's a mother with a young daughter and how would she like it if her daughter were to dress like a slut?

Well if Halle looks like a slut, I wanna look like a slut too!



What the hell does Lydia know anyway. The 40 year old virgin; with her grey hair, brown teeth, beige clothes, allergy to makeup, aversion to perfume and her big Coco the Clown feet. She looks like an advert for how to look like a miserable, unsatisfied old bag. She's probably got 50 cats, 12 budgies and no TV!