I've got a clean heart but a foul mouth
I dropped my bracelet this morning. It was a heavy piece of jewellery which must have made a racket when it hit the floor, but I didn't hear it because I was listening to my iPod full blast. While I was listening to Stevie Wonder singing Superstition to me, a woman ran up to me from behind and yanked my jacket sleeve, puffing and panting. I pulled my earphones out and heard her saying "f****** hell, are you f****** deaf? You dropped your bracelet all the way down the road and I've been calling you and running after you. F*** me, I should have kept it. All that f***** running!"
I said I'm really sorry, I had my earphones in. Thank you and I kind of half-smiled.
She walked off and said "I might have a f****** foul mouth, but I've got a clean heart".
I said, I appreciate it!

















2 Comments:
f_______g hell, some people can be so f_______g commen! [ha, ha]
I love a good swear!
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