Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

OK, I've decided that I don't like the idea of three bellies so I'm back on the aerobics tip. I started my new routine on Tuesday morning and it's now Thursday and I can't walk. I'm in PAIN.

1) My legs are hurting.

2) My butt's hurting.

3) My back's hurting.

4) My shoulders are hurting.

5) My arms are hurting.

6) My hair's all a frizz with the sweating.

But I'm cool. No pain, no gain.

I can't think of anything better than a large slice of chocolate fudge cake and a big glass of wine to wash it down with and if I'm going to live like that, I'd better get exercise on my side.

Either that or get used to three bellies.