The August Mayfield Diaries

Stop Being A Bitch

I've had quite a good friendship with my mate Charlie for many years. He's a good bloke. My group of friends met his group of friends at a barbecue and initially, he wanted a leg over, but I pushed him into the glass case that says Emergency F*** Buddy in Cabinet, Break Glass to Release. Many years have gone by and I've never had the need to use the axe swinging on a chain to break the glass and never will. Charlie strictly belongs in the friend zone but he still insists that he might be in there with a chance one of these days. Well not while I'm conscious and breathing. I just don't see him that way.

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