The Appliances have gone on Strike!
Which Union visited my house in the middle of the night and ordered my appliances to go on strike?
On Saturday, the washing machine decided it was going to have a nervous breakdown. It was trying its best to imitate a revving Harley-Davidson. I don't mind the noise, so long as it washes the clothes clean, but oh no. That's too much to ask for. It's making loud noises, shaking the house like an earth-quake and not emptying the water. This is obviously not a good thing. So I've got clean clothes, but they're wringing wet and that's no good to me.
On Sunday, the vacuum cleaner decides it's going to blow instead of suck. This can't work in my household. I'm one of those evil people who kill insects with the vacuum cleaner and I can't have my carpet covered in a graveyard of moths, spiders and bugs. Broken legs, detatched wings and bug corpse on the carpet is not a good look!
So it's Monday now and I'm thinking... these sons of b*tches come in threes don't they. Well I need to wash my hair right about now, but I'm afraid to turn on the hairdryer just in case it's part of the "Union". I don't want to attempt to blow-dry my hair and then wake up dazed & confused on the floor A.K.A. the insect's graveyard, with no hair and skin like crispy bacon.
On Saturday, the washing machine decided it was going to have a nervous breakdown. It was trying its best to imitate a revving Harley-Davidson. I don't mind the noise, so long as it washes the clothes clean, but oh no. That's too much to ask for. It's making loud noises, shaking the house like an earth-quake and not emptying the water. This is obviously not a good thing. So I've got clean clothes, but they're wringing wet and that's no good to me. 
On Sunday, the vacuum cleaner decides it's going to blow instead of suck. This can't work in my household. I'm one of those evil people who kill insects with the vacuum cleaner and I can't have my carpet covered in a graveyard of moths, spiders and bugs. Broken legs, detatched wings and bug corpse on the carpet is not a good look!
So it's Monday now and I'm thinking... these sons of b*tches come in threes don't they. Well I need to wash my hair right about now, but I'm afraid to turn on the hairdryer just in case it's part of the "Union". I don't want to attempt to blow-dry my hair and then wake up dazed & confused on the floor A.K.A. the insect's graveyard, with no hair and skin like crispy bacon.
posted by August Mayfield at
10:51
5 Comments:
I feel for you August, I really do. I stepped on my flat iron last night and had a feeling that it wouldn't work this morning. Today, I've got half straight hair and half frizzy hair. My irons died on me. But I'd rather have a faulty washing machine that frizzy hair! I look like a monster right now.
Beverley Bomber.
You can always wash your clothes at my house August. OR maybe I'll come round to yours to fix your washing machine. How bout it??
Morgan Parish, 32, Archway - London, 6ft 3, medium build, Musician, single.
Morgan, what can I say? Maybe you can be Mr Fix It!!
August
I'd never leave the house if my hairdrier broke. I'd rather die.
Mahogany Brown
If it was a toss up between wearing my knickers two days in a row and blow drying my hair, I'd do knickers two times any day! I look like a riot without blow drying my hair, but then again, Maybe I could wash the two day old knickers and blow dry them dry and blow my hair at the same TIME... Yeah cool!!
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