Women need a four dimensional man

So says Steve Harvey!

Women are complicated creatures. We need stuff; lots of it! We expect our man to provide it, even if we haven’t explained what it is we need and want, and sometimes, what we needed and wanted five minutes ago is completely different from what we want and need right now.

In fact, the only way a woman can be truly and completely satisfied is if she got herself four different men.

1) An OLD one
2) An UGLY one
3) A MANDINGO; and
4) A GAY man

All we need is to have the four of them combined and life would be perfect.

The OLD Man – he’ll sit around the house with you, spend his pension on you, hug you, hold you, give you comfort and won’t expect any sex from you because, well, he can’t get it up anyway. From him, you get financial security.

The UGLY Man – He’ll go above and beyond the call of duty to help you out: he’ll take the kids to their extra curricular lessons after school, run you down to the grocery store, wash the car at the weekend, babysit the cat – whatever you need, he’ll provide it because he’s just happy someone as beautiful as you is paying him any kind of attention. From him, you get “me time”. He frees you up to do all the things you need time to do.

The MANDINGO Man – You need a big ‘ole Mandingo man. You know what you’re gonna get from him. He’s big, he’s not that smart, can’t hold a good conversation, got muscles popping from his eyebrows to his big toe and when you see him, you know he’s going to put your back out. That’s all you want from him and he makes sure he gives it to you real good. Mind-blowing sex – that’s what you get from Mandingo.

The GAY Man – He’s someone you can go shopping with, who doesn’t want anything from you but gossip and details about what the old man bought you, which errands you sent the ugly guy to take care of and exactly how Mandingo had you doing monkey flips for a week. See the gay guy gives you all the conversation you need.

Four guys supplying each of your needs should bring you happiness. I say should because for women, happiness isn’t guaranteed, even once their needs have been met. Men fully recognise that women maintain the right to change at any time the perimeters, conditions and specifics of what, EXACTLY will make you happy and men try to adjust accordingly and usually can’t.

Now men in contrast are very simple creatures. It really doesn’t take much to make a man happy. In fact, there are only three things that pretty much meets every man’s needs:

1) Support
2) Love; and
3) The "Cookie" (1)

Note (1): Sex, love-making, birds and the bees, coitus, copulation, fornication, procreation, relations, reproduction, sensuality, sexuality

Steve Harvey - Act Like a Lady… Think Like a Man