What Not to Wear

Apart from being a high profile Man-U footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo is also into fashion in a big way. His clothing line is CR7 for obvious reasons.

LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS LITTLE MAN BAG!

Of course the person who flies the highest flag for CR7 is Cristiano's mother Dolores (pictured left).

Anyway, they say if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say anything at all... so I'm choosing not to say anything at all!

I've got a mother, she doesn't always dress according to plan. I have no desire to stir up people's feelings by saying something derogatory about their mum. But oh my good Lord in Heaven, it's hard! It's hard, oh so difficult not to say a word about this ensemble! I mean... I've already said a woman should be happy about her womanly curves. I didn't quite mean... well... you know... !!!