Sometimes, an innocent trip to the dentist can leave you as High as a Kite!

A few years ago, I had four wisdom teeth removed at the dentist. My dental surgeon advised me to go for a general anesthetic which I was happy to do because my preference was to have the procedure carried out while I was stone cold knocked-out. He told me that I should organise being collected because I'd feel VERY woozy and it was quite likely that I'd never be able to find my way home. I didn't fancy walking the streets of London with my gums bleeding, stepping off the pavement towards oncoming traffic so my sister Sheba came to collect me.

Let's just say I have no recollection of waking up. All I know is that Sheba said that she's never laughed so much in her life. Mainly because I was laughing when I saw her as if I'd taken laughing gas and I was all over the place, talking a whole load of rubbish like I'd lost the plot. She said anyone would have thought the dentist made me smoke Colombian bam-bam!!

Unfortunately, I have a blurred recollection of laughing uncontrollably - it was quite shameful actually because this happened in a waiting room full of people. I also remember telling Sheba I needed to apply my lip-gloss (of all things) and smearing it all over my mouth, nose and cheeks. I think by this time, my my hand/lip co-ordination was a few hours away; which Sheba laughs at to this day.

I believe I was rather reminiscent of the boy in the following video.