Fondling in Bed
After 20 years of marriage, a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck and slowly worked his hands down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her smooth bottom and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side and then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the TV.
His wife had become quite aroused by his caressing. She said in a loving voice, “that was wonderful darling, just wonderful… why did you stop?”
He said “I found the remote”!
[Courtesy of 'I don't know who... ' I got this email attachment this morning!]
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck and slowly worked his hands down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her smooth bottom and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side and then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the TV.His wife had become quite aroused by his caressing. She said in a loving voice, “that was wonderful darling, just wonderful… why did you stop?”
He said “I found the remote”!
[Courtesy of 'I don't know who... ' I got this email attachment this morning!]
posted by August Mayfield at
09:12
5 Comments:
ops....poor wifey.lol.I bet she started hiding the remote control under the sheets after that incident.
You know, you could be on to something there!
I found this quite arousing and amusing.
it may be a good joke but in real life i know and you know that loosing the Nobel emotions silent divorce and marital infidelity are pathologically prevalent in our modern lives and god bless the romantic minority at the age of barbarians .
Run that by me again Anonymous! I didn't understand a word of that. Nobel/pathologically/barbarians?? What are you on about?
Mary (Archway)
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