A Bathroom Inconvenience

My cousin Caroline stayed the night for the first time at her boyfriend's house on Saturday. In fact, it wasn't his house; it was his mum & dad's house. Anyway, during the night, Caroline needed to use the bathroom, so she crept down the hall and went into the bathroom in the dark. She decided against putting the light on. She didn't want to make the mistake of waking anyone up, plus the family pitbull, Everton, was asleep in the hallway and she didn't want to wake him up either. Everton loves a good bark whenever he's happy or sad!

Caroline stooped over the lavatory and did her thing but she didn't hear her "thing" ping in the lavatory water. When she looked down, Caroline saw the horrors of all horrors. She'd done a wee-wee on the blue, fluffy toilet lid cover!

So in the dark in the dead of the night, in the bath, with the shower gel, she washed the furry, blue, toilet seat cover - rinsed it and squeezed out the excess water. She then put the thing on the radiator and crept back into bed. She set her mobile phone alarm for 6am in order to get the toilet seat lid off the radiator and back onto the toilet seat lid before anyone discovered her transgression!

Her alarm went off at 6am and she crept back down the hallway, stepped over Everton and went into the bathroom to discover that the toilet seat cover was almost dry, so she put it back on and crept back to bed as if nothing happened.

Lucky for Caroline, no one was any the wiser!