Young Love... or something like that
What in the hell am I supposed to do?My son wants to know if at 16 he's allowed to bring his special female friend home for dinner!
I said yes dear, that's fine, no problem. I look forward to meeting her.
What I really meant to say was:
"are you out of our frigging mind child. Bring what girl home? Why? You're supposed to be studying for your A Levels. You can bring her home just this once, but don't get any ideas about getting serious or hugging and kissing and any of that damn foolishness. If I get a whiff of something I don't like about her, she's a gonner. In fact, I'll smother her and bury her in the garden if she's something I don't like. She'll be glad to see the Grim Reaper after I finish making her have a special relationship with my shovel and spade. That'll teach her... coming round, begging for dinner, hanging around boys".He said is Sunday OK mum? I said yes dear, Sunday's fine!
posted by August Mayfield at
09:28
5 Comments:
It's a good thing he wants to bring her home for dinner. It shows that he was raised well, he respect you as a mother and women.
Believe me, he knows who to bring home. I'm sure she is a respectable young lady.
It's a good thing your son wants to bring his female friend home for dinner. He is showing his love and respect for you and his respect for women.
He is learning how to be a nice young man.
Thank you for your comments Sandra. Very much appreciated.
You've made me look at my predicament with a lot more love in my heart.
August
How was everything?
Sandra, the dinner went very well. Everyone was on their best behaviour including me. It was perfect until the young lady in question asked if she could have some wine. I immediately said to myself, oh dear Lord, we have a budding alcoholic on our hands!!
But joking aside, it went better than I expected.
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