Are you intentionally trying to confuse me Paula or are you just plain old confused?
I'm watching American Idol at the moment and I've got an ongoing problem that's been bugging me since the programme began. The problem is this:I don't understand a frigging word coming out of Paula Abdul's mouth.
She talks, I hear her distinctive voice, I watch her mouth move but as far as understanding what she's saying, well she might as well be speaking in Russian. I don't mean English with a heavy Russian accent; I mean straight-up Russian!
It's beginning to bother me because no one's saying to her Paula, shut the **** up, what are you going on about, run that by me again or say what?? Everyone acts as if she's making complete sense (except Simon Cowell of course).
I swear, Paula says the kind of nonsense I say after seven glasses of wine and thirteen shots of Tequila!
Exhibit # 1:
See! What was all that about?
posted by August Mayfield at
09:01
2 Comments:
August, Personally, I think she is sweet and wants to sat non-hurtful things to the contestants. I also think she has trouble connecting her thoughts as coherently as the rest of us, which unfortunately might possibly be the early signs of dementia ... which is a very unfortunate illness. My late Mother suffered with this and it was very sad. Please give her the benefit of the doubt next time she speaks. I know goodness when I see it and I think she has a deep beauty within. Peace Out.
I was thinking the same, or because of her medicines...
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