Monday, 5 January 2009

Don’t you ever dare dis my bumper!

Some woman who's got a TV programme called You Are What You Eat wants to ban big bums! Her name is Gillian McKeith and as far as I'm concerned, her observation is narrow minded and one dimensional and it goes to show how miserable people who so happen to have a voice in the media want to make everyday people feel miserable about themselves.

Juicy bum-bum does not mean clinically obese. It means happy, healthy, sexy woman.

She's got a big fight on her hands because a lot of my family and friends are bootilicious and happy to be that way. Most, not all, but most black women have shapely bottoms. Big, round juicy bumpers. That's just how we are... that's how we're made and that's how we're going to stay - I actually think it's sexy and liberating to be curvaceous and what's wrong with that?

Please God, don't let me get swept up in this warped Western idea of beauty which is as light as a feather and as flat as an ironing board.

Obviously, I'm in the business of freedom of speech so she can say what she likes, but within my rights of freedom of speech, McKeith is talking out of her skinny rarse-hole.

Let me tell you something else: the day I wake up and I have a flat bottom or no bottom at all, I'm gonna top myself. So up yours McKeith Lady, maybe you're the one who is what you eat and by the looks of things, you eat twigs, prunes and bum fluff.

My round Caribbean bottom's staying right here.

4 Comments:

Blogger Mahogany said...

Hip Hop Hooray for big, round, juicy, happy, fit, gorgeous, voluptuous round bottoms.

A lot of women are made to feel bad about what they are and who they are and what they look like and I personally believe that whether you're a size 6 or a size 22 - somebody loves you. More importantly, that someone who loves you should be YOU! Don't let your friends/enemies, family, kids, colleagues, press NO ONE tell you you're not right.

As long as you're on God's green earth YOU'RE RIGHT.

Peace be with you & happy new year.

7 January 2009 00:56  
Blogger Citizen Ojo said...

Big Butts are in fashion now. The bigger the better or so that's what I'm hearing in the streets.

7 January 2009 03:44  
Anonymous Extreme John said...

Just another reason I can't today's media outlets. Drama filled, stupid, BS. Maybe we should ban shitty looking News Anchors that find silly crap like this to aid in making people more miserable.

9 January 2009 13:09  
Blogger August Mayfield said...

I certainly agree Extreme John. Ban stupid people who ACTUALLY GET PAID to chat sh*t! Maybe I should stand up in the street like McKeith with a big banner that says so.

12 January 2009 10:18  

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